Broad Street Brawl

The sound of People of the Sun begins to play loudly on the PA system. As Somahkawahho walks out from behind the curtains with a microphone in is hand..

Soma---OK kill the music i have something say and i want everyone to hear it loud and clear. I see that my brother and I have been moved to Fridays. And we are not to happy about it. At seasons ends last year my brother and I were number one contenders for the tag titles. Then all of a sudden these bums Squall Cloud and Pedro Legend came and slide into our slot and some how won the tag titles. Now we have to sit back and wait some more to get our tag title shot again. Well if you already did not know that paintence is not one of my best qualities. So we are going to see how long they will make us wait this time,hopefully it will not be too long. Now the other day i was in the back and i noticed that this punk named The Philadelphia Phighter trying to join with the organization. And it looked like they accepted him into there little stable. Well Philly i have been watching you here latley and i have noticed that you are nothing. Especially since you claim to be from the mean streets of Philadelphia. You have no clue what the means streets of Philly are like. My brother and I both lived in and grew up in the city of Brotherly love. And i am almost sure that you are not from there or nor should you claim to be a Philadelphia fighter. True Philadelphians do not need punks like Squall,Pedro,Cory,Wings to help fight there battles. Do you know what you remind me of there Philly..One of those guy's who stand at the bottom of the freeway ramps selling pretzels. All lonely and lonesome trying to make a buck by selling stale pretzels to cars passing by. That is what i think of you,just some random bum trying to make a buck. In your case to make a name for themselves. So the reason i came out here is this. I have noticed that there is some open slots on Thursday this week. And i am challenging you to a Broad Street brawl if you are a really from Philly you would know what it is..You find anyone to team up with you and my brother and I will show you and whoever what a true Philadelphian is. We will mop the floor with you and send you packing back to where ever your really from. Until then stop trying to claim my wonderful city.